| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ay. | 00:31.5234 | 528 u/s | 3654 u/s |
| 2 | Paul | 00:31.6758 | 515 u/s | 3612 u/s |
| 3 | rezy | 00:31.9219 | 465 u/s | 3605 u/s |
| 4 | cinder^ | 00:31.9570 | 508 u/s | 3624 u/s |
| 5 | Karamba | 00:32.0625 | 519 u/s | 3546 u/s |
| 6 | yuval | 00:32.1094 | 517 u/s | 3519 u/s |
| 7 | KingYoshi | 00:32.1328 | 506 u/s | 3589 u/s |
| 8 | Я вÑе таки шлюха | 00:32.2031 | 488 u/s | 3565 u/s |
| 9 | balisong | 00:32.2969 | 419 u/s | 3586 u/s |
| 10 | r0dey | 00:32.3789 | 503 u/s | 3475 u/s |
| 11 | Vibe | 00:32.4023 | 469 u/s | 3568 u/s |
| 12 | Aqua | 00:32.4258 | 500 u/s | 3554 u/s |
| 13 | < blank > | 00:32.4727 | 493 u/s | 3451 u/s |
| 14 | ImBob | 00:32.4961 | 461 u/s | 3415 u/s |
| 15 | Antwyr | 00:32.4961 | 498 u/s | 3525 u/s |
| 16 | I Am Legacy | 00:32.5312 | 498 u/s | 3497 u/s |
| 17 | duff | 00:32.5312 | 474 u/s | 3502 u/s |
| 18 | BIRLZ | 00:32.5898 | 506 u/s | 3450 u/s |
| 19 | inzp | 00:32.6016 | 498 u/s | 3559 u/s |
| 20 | LemonPanda | 00:32.6484 | 498 u/s | 3484 u/s |
| 21 | zG FiZz | 00:32.7305 | 476 u/s | 2933 u/s |
| 22 | maya | 00:32.7656 | 487 u/s | 3362 u/s |
| 23 | Jooce | 00:32.7773 | 416 u/s | 3527 u/s |
| 24 | wow | 00:32.7773 | 496 u/s | 3463 u/s |
| 25 | twitch.tv/askoola | 00:32.8125 | 503 u/s | 3552 u/s |
| 26 | life waster | 00:32.8359 | 448 u/s | 3475 u/s |
| 27 | Twitch.tv/Pjanorl | 00:32.8594 | 471 u/s | 3458 u/s |
| 28 | Rothwyr | 00:32.9297 | 466 u/s | 3399 u/s |
| 29 | Masturbator Card | 00:32.9414 | 383 u/s | 3532 u/s |
| 30 | PENTA | 00:33.1523 | 422 u/s | 3465 u/s |